Dick('s) Website

This is just the tip of the Dick. Check back in a week or so for the full package.

On this particular website you're only gonna find one. That's this sexy son of a bitch to my left, your right. He writes words sometimes. His hobbies also include shining lights and pointing cameras at people.

Welcome, sorry if you're looking for dicks.

A famous rapper wanted a picture with me and I was pretty stoked but I had to cut him out. This is my website he can get his own.

Here's a free stock photo of some strangers smiling at a lit up wall.

This was a final I wrote, directed, and produced for a class at Ball State University a long time ago. I no longer advocate the daily use of Hawaiian Shirts